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Admin21.07.2021

300 Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh

Anonymous God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
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Admin29.08.2021

33 Funny Marriage Quotes that Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

HAM AND EGGS A days work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
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Admin09.09.2021

100 Funny Motivational Quotes To Make You Laugh On Tough Days

Claude McDonald A banker lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Admin29.08.2021

Funny Quotes About Work Meetings, Mistakes, and More

murder sometimes, but never divorce.
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Admin22.08.2021

50 Funny Good Morning Quotes

Anonymous Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
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Admin18.08.2021

50 Funny Good Morning Quotes

Peter As you get older three things happen.
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Admin21.07.2021

33 Funny Marriage Quotes that Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Erma Bombeck I drink to make other people more interesting.
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Admin29.08.2021

60 Best Sassy Quotes Images and Funny Sayings

Steven Weinberg I intend to live forever.
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Admin29.07.2021

33 Funny Marriage Quotes that Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

George Bernard Shaw A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Admin16.09.2021

60 Best Sassy Quotes Images and Funny Sayings

Orson Scott Card Luck is a dividend of sweat.
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