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Could you double stuff my Oreo? We would like to warn you some of these pick up lines are very cringy.

Otherwide, you might actually taste it.

Could you call it for me to see if it rings? These options may vary by restaurant and time of day.

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If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

A: It's "When Harry Fed Sally".

Traveling customers also love eating at McDonalds for varied reasons.

Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym? I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh! Where have I seen you before? A: There new trans-fat free Frappacino will pad your ass without clogging your arteries! " Cross the Road Why did the chicken cross the hot desert road? Dating you would make you be the curry to my French fries.

Continued our high standards of promoting regular and thorough handwashing and reminding our crew members of our best practices for personal hygiene,• Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Should we invite your pants to come on down? There is something wrong with my phone.