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One told me, "Sometimes you might rape someone: you can go to a prostitute instead.

And if this was part of some sting operation -- if a bunch of cops were staking out Alison and waiting to catch some unsuspecting John -- there would be absolutely no way to convince them that I wasn't soliciting sex from the prostitute whom I'd eagerly invited into my car.

It's the culturally acceptable equivalent of ex-gay brainwashing.

This was a huge shock, because the one thing I remembered from the show was the interviews: New girls had to deep-throat a banana or pass some other sort of test to prove they were ready.

Contact your agency and your local police authority immediately.

It illustrated the large gap between "how women look in magazines" and "what guys actually want.

There were so many questions I had, so many rules I didn't know.

A third party having control over who you fuck and how long you spend with them is inherently abusive, because of course it is.

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